ROBES

Randomized adventurer gear, generated and stored on Robinhood Chain.

Claim

price
0.002
ETH per bag
claimed
of 7777 public
to the floor
ETH into $SEMI
yours
bags held

Half of every mint buys $MU and compounds it into the locked $SEMI liquidity through SemiHook.donateFloor, which takes no cut. That raises the backing ratio the ratchet actually measures, rather than burning tokens against a supply figure that never moves. The other half goes to the deployer. Neither destination can be changed after deploy and there is no withdraw function.

What this is

Loot shipped on 27 August 2021 and was gone in four hours. Eight thousand bags of text, no images, no stats, nothing to do with them. People built for a year on the blank space.

Robes.market was the floor tracker for the bags that held a Divine Robe, the item that became a status symbol through memes rather than through rarity. It was a website, never a mint, and the domain is dead. This is the mint that never existed, running the original function unchanged.

The bug we kept

In Loot, the item and its greatness come out of the same hash, through rand % n and rand % 21. Wherever gcd(n, 21) = 3 the two are welded together:

greatness ≡ itemIndex (mod 3)

19 mod 3 is 1 and 20 mod 3 is 2, so any item sitting at an index divisible by three can never be named and can never carry a +1. Divine Robe is index 0 of the chest array.

There is no named Divine Robe in Loot. There is no Divine Robe +1. Zero of eight thousand. The ceiling is greatness 18, a suffix and nothing more.

Seven of the eight slots carry this. Only rings, with five entries, come out clean. Every fork inherits it and none of them say so. Fixing it is one line, and it is the wrong line: it would regenerate every rarity table and break the one property worth copying, which is that this is the same function everybody already knows. It is kept on purpose.

Divine Robes
524
any greatness
bare
396
no suffix
with a suffix
128
greatness 15 or 18
named or +1
0
structurally impossible